swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (house and cuddy)
So you know, that other show of mine? The one I have studiously avoided talking about because I fear fandom might ruin it for me? TODAY IS THE DAY, FLIST. Have another fic snippet, in honour of the upcoming TWO HOUR premiere. For the [livejournal.com profile] cuddy_fest prompt: Cuddy, Amber, Cameron, and Thirteen are pirates in space. Gen or femslashy, the only requirement is generous helpings of AWESOME. (yes, I will finish this story)


snippet )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (flowers)
This is a repost. Because I like having copies of everything on my LJ. Please ignore the spam.

Title: The Next Great Adventure
Fandom: House, M.D
Character(s): Kutner
Rating: PG-13
Summary: After all, to the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure.

A/N: For Kutner Fest at [profile] kutner_love, originally posted here. Title and summary from J.K.Rowling's 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone'; some lines from Philosopher's Stone, PoA, and DH. No spoilers for the show itself; spoilers till the end of the Harry Potter series. Many, many thanks to [personal profile] slytherin_heart for helping make this better; the rest of the errors - and anvils - are my fault.



'After all, to the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure.'
- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone


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the next great adventure )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (made of awesome)
Fic posted for Kutner Fest at [livejournal.com profile] kutner_love: The Next Great Adventure, 1472 words, PG-13; No spoilers for the show itself; spoilers till the end of the Harry Potter series. Also some familiarity with Harry Potter will probably be helpful. Many, many thanks to [personal profile] slytherin_heart for helping make this better; the rest of the errors - and anvils - are my fault.

Summary: After all, to the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure.

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Pina Bausch died.

Fic: Thaw

May. 27th, 2009 01:17 pm
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (Default)
Obligatory post-finale fic.

Title: Thaw
Fandom: House, M.D
Character(s): Cuddy, Wilson, House
Rating: PG
Summary: She fires him, then, her heart an ice sculpture: ornate and perfectly carved.

A/N: For the [profile] housefic50 prompt: #18 Consequences, 500 words. Set during and after 5.24, Both Sides Now.

thaw is made of aching )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (house and cuddy)
If I stew over this any more, I will lose my mind.

Title: Tie Me Up Again
Fandom: House, MD
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: NC-17 (Warning: Bondage, physical discomfort)
Words: 5,821

Summary: The one in which is House is hasty and Cuddy is forgetful and House learns a thing or two about best laid plains.

A/N: Title from Dave Matthews Band, 'Crash Into Me'. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hihoplastic for putting up with my whining and looking through the first draft, and to [livejournal.com profile] esmereldus_neo for being incredibly patient and answering my endless questions. Remaining errors are mine, all mine. Your comments/criticism welcome, as always.

This is, technically, a sequel to Not A Good Shot, but all you need to know is that it's established relationship(ish) and set after 3.15, Half-wit.


and well, of course she is going mad with power )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (internet porn)
Happy New Year, fandom! ♥

Title: So Swing Up On This Little Horse
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Wilson
Words: 1255
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me.
Summary: So swing up on this little horse, the only thing we'll hit is sunset.

A/N: Title and summary from Josh Ritter's 'Good Man'. This is not beta'd; your comments/crit are welcome. Spoilers up to 5.4. 'Birthmarks'.

I always rescue damsels in distress and allow them to thank me afterwards. )
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Title: Temporary Arrangements
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Wilson/Cuddy
Words: 1047
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me.
Summary: There's comfort to be had in temporary arrangements.

A/N: This is set in the One Time Thing-verse, but can be read as a standalone. It is set in some mythical time in S2 and features an established threesome. Your comments are welcome. For the [livejournal.com profile] housefic50 prompt #002: Middles.

and for your information, Rod Stewart once worked as a gravedigger )
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Aww. Adorable piece of House fan-art: here.

Meanwhile. Silly, self-indulgent threesome porn. No, really. Because it has been raining all day and because I can. Amber/Thirteen/Kutner, 634 words, NC-17, originally posted here; prompt: 'porn'.

[Lucky]
In which Kutner gets lucky. In a way. Post-4.08.
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whatever you did with the hand and the... )
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Fluff. For [livejournal.com profile] hmd_rareathon. Yes, it's late. Zombies abducted me.

Title: It Takes Three Legs (To Make A Tripod)
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Wilson/Cuddy
Words: 3635
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The downside to having an incredibly attractive boss and a womanizing, serial-marrying, prettyboy best friend and colleague, House realised, was that sooner or later they were bound to wake up to each other's charms.

A/N: This was supposed to be a rewrite of 2.22, Forever, but it kind of took its own direction; some situations and dialogue stolen from the episode. Title from Jeff Buckley's "Three Is A Magic Number." For [livejournal.com profile] hmd_rareathon; many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hihoplastic for looking through this. Your comments/criticism welcome. This is a threesome.

yes, House, our dinner was all about you. what else could two people who work together, get along very well and have, in fact, worked together for a long time now could possibly talk about? )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (internet porn)
Title: she comes in colours everywhere
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: Amber/Thirteen
Rating: PG
Summary: Thirteen is really pretty.
A/N: Characters are not mine. Title from 'She's a Rainbow', The Rolling Stones. For the Amber Volakis ficlet fest; prompt was 'spell'; 570 words; originally posted here. Set during 4.03-4.04. This is not beta'd - your comments are welcome.


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ghosts. dog-collars. you must be really desperate. )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (internet porn)
I haven't written anything but term papers in *days*. I can't begin to explain how incredibly rusty I feel.

Title: House of Cards
Fandom: House
Pairing: Cuddy/Amber
Rating: R
Words: 557
Summary: "I'm not going to tell him to hire you," she tells Amber, holding her gaze.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] cryptictac's House/Wilson/Amber/Cuddy drabble-a-thon: originally posted here. The prompt was 'difficult decision'. Spoilers till 4.9, "Games". Your comments are welcome.

this is still her show )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (so pretty)
Another fluffy ficlet for the House/Cuddy drabble-a-thon. Improv is fun!

Title: Not A Good Shot
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: R
Summary: You're not a good shot, but I'm worse.
A/N: Characters are not mine. Title and summary from Josh Ritter's 'Good Man'. For the House/Cuddy drabble-a-thon; prompt was 'honesty'; 652 words. This is set after 3.15, Half-wit. Originally posted here.

your hips used to be way bonier back then, you know )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (so pretty)
Fluffy drabble ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] speckleberry's House/Cuddy drabble-a-thon; prompt was 'banter'.

Title: One Up
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: R
Words: 400
Disclaimer: Not mine. Playing. This is set post-Human Error, originally posted here.
Summary: In which they banter and have sex.

do you call everyone you sleep with "mommy"? )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (Default)
I'm a bit iffy about this. Oh well.

Title: love song (stuck in my throat)
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Words: 860
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Shore and co. I'm merely playing.
Summary: After all these years, look at me/With a love song stuck in my throat.

A/N: Set after 3.14, 'Insensitive'. For the [livejournal.com profile] housefic50 prompt: #019: denial. Title and summary from Kris Delmhorst's 'Damn Love Song'. This is a writing exercise – your thoughts are welcome. I'm not known for my sensitivity.

love song (stuck in my throat) )
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Because I was feeling silly.

Title: Sidekick
Fandom: House, M.D
Character(s): Kutner, Amber, Thirteen (gen. well, Amber/Thirteen if you're squinting like I am)
Words: 1370
Disclaimer: Not mine. Playing.
Summary: Kutner spots Amber in the parking lot. Thirteen won't be happy.
A/N: Set after 4.09, spoilers. Your thoughts/criticism will be cherished – I'm not known for my sensitive snowflake soul.

are you planning to plant a bomb inside his car or something? )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (Default)
Pterry wishes everyone Happy Hogswatch. Also, *awesome* Hogfather art here.

In other news, fic. Self-indulgent fluff.

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Title: Speak Whale To Me
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Words: 2975
A/N: Set sometime around 3.19, 'Act Your Age'. Title and plot contrivances inspired by this NY Times article. Many, many, many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] pwcorgigirl for looking through this.
Summary: Male whales sing to each other.

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did you know male whales sing to each other? )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (pretty cuddy)
The after-effects of drunken all-night revelry aren't nearly as much fun as the said revelry. It was some revelry, though. My head, it still spins.

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This is entry #1 for the [livejournal.com profile] cuddy_fest. No, I have no other prompt to finish. None at all. Why do you ask?

Title: Between Walls
Author: [livejournal.com profile] swatkat24
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG, I guess
Words: 1610
Summary: She's not a vapid celebrity and she doesn't care to play God, doesn't have delusions of saving the world – no matter what House likes to think. But it's an idea.
A/N: Set after 3.18, ‘Airborne’; spoilers through S3. Title from this poem by William Carlos Williams. Despite Coherence Issues, this was not actually written under intoxication. Your thoughts would be cherished.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Playing.


she’s not a vapid celebrity and she doesn’t care to play God, doesn’t have delusions of saving the world – no matter what House likes to think )
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Title: Touring the Facility
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: Foreman/Cuddy
Words: 5389
Rating: PG
Summary: 'And besides, I'm your boss. I could be sued for sexual harassment,' Cuddy will say, her tone entirely somber, and Foreman will be left wondering if he merely imagined the twinkle in her eye.
A/N: Not mine, merely playing. This is my entry for the [livejournal.com profile] foreman_fest, prompt at the end. Many, many, many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hihoplastic for her infinite patience with my whining and her insights on the dreaded first draft, to [livejournal.com profile] leiascully and [livejournal.com profile] roga for their magnifying glasses and red marker pens. Title from Cake's 'Short Skirt, Long Jacket'. Concrit is cherished - I'm not known for my unique snowflake soul. ETA: It occurs to me that I should mention that this takes off from 2.05, 'Daddy's Boy.'




and besides, i`m your boss. i could be sued for sexual harassment )
swatkat: knight - er, morgana - in shining underwear (Default)
Improv. It's been raining rather a lot. So I wrote fic where nothing happens and there is a lot of rain. Also, do not forget: last day of prompts at [livejournal.com profile] cuddy_fest!


Title: Like Lament or Rain
Fandom: House
Character(s): Wilson, House, Hector
Genre: Gen (House/Wilson if you squint)
Rating: PG
Words: 1,103
Summary: The air smells of rain.
A/N: Not mine, playing. Set post-3.24, and contains spoilers through S3. Title from Pablo Neruda's Death Alone. This is a writing exercise; your thoughts would be cherished. Extra-special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] leiascully for doing some of my work for me her words.

real men prefer pneumonia? )

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