swatkat | (no subject)

There was this fannish kinks post on

metafandom some time ago which I can't find the link to right now, but I want to play. So. My bullet-proof pairing kinks.

* You annoy me and I hate you. Except that I also kinda like you and you get me all hot and bothered.

* I hate you and I want to kill you. Also, you get me all hot and bothered.

* I am your employer/teacher/mentor/you get the drift and this is so wrong (and oh-so-right).
OR
I am your employee/student/trainee/whatever and this is so wrong (and oh-so-right).

* I am secretly pining for you since forever but let's just pretend to be friends anyway.

* I am secretly pining for you since forever but I'm completely oblivious to the fact that I am.

* We both want a person we can never have. The same person, actually. Remedy? Pathetic phantom threesome sex.
Corollary: Telling stories about someone else during sex (phantom threesome). Stolen from queenzulu's list.

* I love you and I love him/her. Why bother with the love triangle thing when you can have a threesome?

ETA:

* Why does everyone think we're in love? Just because we spend all our time together and are closer to each other than anyone else and touch a lot doesn't mean we're sleeping togeth--oh. Wait. Stolen from pocky_slash's list.

* The sarcastic banter is just a cover for the hot sex. Stolen from pocky_slash's list.

* Pining. Stolen from lyras's list.

* Sex that doesn't cure loneliness--bittersweet. Stolen from queenzulu's list.

* *We work with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats. Stolen from thirdblindmouse's list.

*We fight with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats. Stolen from thirdblindmouse's list.

Show me yours?