I mean Wilson would probably let you, specially if he felt that it may help you. House would insult you and quite possibly hit you with his cane and Cuddy would be all "I don't have time for this" until she realizes she may as well get use to it because once Rachel hits kindergarten this will actually happen to her

Hee! I can just imagine House's horror if someone tries to draw hearts around him and shower sparkles on him. I do imagine Wilson would be more amenable to the idea, especially if I make him hold my hand and cry to him about my sad, sad life first. Cuddy isn't a sparkles person, really, but she'd probably secretly like it when she realizes that in a few years she'll be receiving similar things from Rachel. Aww. The cute, it kills me.