Alas, alack and possibly Aladdin too, no one has fic for me!

Yeah, normally I'm a happy slasher, but Vimes/Carrot (also omnipresent) is rife, along with V/V, and they just don't quite...work.

I suppose I shall have to resort to writing my own. *dramatic sigh*

I'll send you links if I manage to find any Vimes/Angua along my travels, and I'll have a look at your bookmarked fics.

Thanks!