Dude, it's so unfair. I'm trying to stay unspoiled for the most part--for the big stuff--but cut tags like this one, and all my good intentions are for naught. WHY IS IT NOT SEPTEMBER YET? is a question answerable only by, "Hey, you have a billion awesome things planned for August, don't go wishing them to be over, I mean, it's new House but surely it's not worth missing all that stuff?", which is, itself, only answerable by I WANT NEW HOUSE NOW SHUT UP SUPEREGO.

Anyway: whee! Hetship! And other things like that. Also? I was having a s1 marathon with my sister? And all of a sudden I can see House/Foreman. WTF, brain? When did that happen? I think I may've welded the slash goggles a little too firmly to my retinas. If such a thing is possible.