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[swatkat]

"House another thing, I know you don't get along with patients well. Can we please stay below the part where they or their family starts hanging dead animals on my door," Cuddy seethed.

"Prove it," House challenged.

Cuddy held up a dead cat which had to have been dead for at least eight hours now. House visibly stiffened just looking at it.

"Believe me now. House this isn't just about you being mean to patients, your mean to your staff and anyone else who tries to be nice to you. You may like being a misantrope, but start acting like a human for once and by the way I expect you to be in the clinic no later than an hour from now," Cuddy finished.

- from ff.net

Comments

[goddesspharo.livejournal.com]

WHYEEEEE is Cuddy just carrying around a dead cat? WTF? Do you think she's clipped it to her ID card or something? "Look what House's patients left for me! Isn't it sweet?"

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

WTF IS HAPPENING.

Oh, ff.net, bringing the crazy since its thirteenth birthday and eighth Red Bull or whatever.

[topaz-eyes.livejournal.com]

0.o ?????

Someone hasn't been watching the same show the rest of us have...

[nestra.livejournal.com]

What's a "misantrope"? Is it someone who hates all story tropes?

Also, dead cat WTF.

[delle.livejournal.com]

a dead cat? a dead cat?????????? THE FUCK?

[jaybee65.livejournal.com]

WHUT.

[merelymine.livejournal.com]

AWFUL.

[hihoplastic.livejournal.com]

um.

Quoi?

I think cats are infiltrating the fanfiction base.

[simple--man.livejournal.com]

*eyeball twitch*

*twitch*

*twitch*

That was...I'm scared now. *flail*

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

your mean to your staff

DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200.