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Real life has been making me sad, flist, so let's talk about the new LOLegend of the Seeker instead. How great is Bridget Regan? Someday, when she's really famous and everyone is fawning over how awesome she is, I'll be like, 'Why, I have been following her work since her Seeker days. We often speak on Twitter'. She essentially played three different characters this week, and she did them so well. She looked like she was having a blast, too. I was going to call the two not!Kahlans whiny!Kahlan and awesome!Kahlan, but ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
pirateygoodness gave them better names: Sir Kahlan and Lady Kahlan. Lady Kahlan was wonderfully annoying, and Sir Kahlan was just AWESOME and I'd like to see more of her, please. The Sister and I have always thought Kahlan would make an excellent dark lord—now it's canon. *g*
+ 'That was a long walk'.
Ahaha, Cara teasing Richard. They're friends now, aww. Richard&Cara = Angel&Faith Y/Y?
+ 'No one rescued me'.
Of course Cara is angrier about being accused of having been 'rescued'. No one rescues Cara!
+ Is it just me or has the show really stolen BSG's opening music? That creepy theme that played during the 'There are six Cylon models, and they have a Plan' montage?
+ 'Not if it means I can never be Richard's wife.'
' I'm never going to be your husband!'
Which is Richard's way saying, 'OMG, whiny girl, go away and bring my real Kahlan BACK'. I almost feel sorry for Lady Kahlan, annoying as she is.
+ 'I'll love Cara like a sister. And you could have her too if that's what you want!'
Since we all know how Cara loved her sisters ('intimately'), it's safe to assume that Lady Kahlan just proposed a threesome. And the only reason Richard turned her down because he'd rather have threesome with real!Kahlan and Cara instead. Cara thinks Sir Kahlan is hotter. Not that she would throw Richard and Lady Kahlan out of her bed—Cara doesn't believe in throwing people out of her bed. Ever. Of course, she might eventually have to gag Lady Kahlan, but she'd probably find that very hot.
+ Cara growled, OMG.
+ SHE CONFESSED HERSELF. THERE ARE NO WORDS. <3333
+ And then Cara saves the day.
+ Sir Kahlan is deeply disappointed that she is not WITH CHILD, even though she had sex, MANY TIMES.
+ While both the not!Kahlans were definitely NOT Kahlan, it was interesting to see them embody the many facets of her character. Sir Kahlan's ruthlessness and efficiency, Lady Kahlan's lack of self-esteem and squishy heart. But what makes our Kahlan herself is her dignity, her restraint, the way she holds herself together—the not!Kahlans didn't have that.
+ I want fic. Cara/Kahlan/Kahlan. Sir Kahlan/Lady Cahlan, where Lady Kahlan is Sir Kahlan's love slave. Sir Kahlan/Cara. Richard/Lady Kahlan/Cara. AU where both of them are pregnant. AU where Sir Kahlan meets real!Kahlan and hijinks ensue. And so on.
+ PS: Kahlan GOT LAID. MULTIPLE TIMES.
+ While trying to catch up with Leverage, I also came to the conclusion that Cara is essentially Parker. If Parker were a psychotic-but-adorable-leather-wearing-Agiel-wielding-dominatrix instead of a psychotic-but-adorable-thief, that is.
pirateygoodness gave them better names: Sir Kahlan and Lady Kahlan. Lady Kahlan was wonderfully annoying, and Sir Kahlan was just AWESOME and I'd like to see more of her, please. The Sister and I have always thought Kahlan would make an excellent dark lord—now it's canon. *g* + 'That was a long walk'.
Ahaha, Cara teasing Richard. They're friends now, aww. Richard&Cara = Angel&Faith Y/Y?
+ 'No one rescued me'.
Of course Cara is angrier about being accused of having been 'rescued'. No one rescues Cara!
+ Is it just me or has the show really stolen BSG's opening music? That creepy theme that played during the 'There are six Cylon models, and they have a Plan' montage?
+ 'Not if it means I can never be Richard's wife.'
' I'm never going to be your husband!'
Which is Richard's way saying, 'OMG, whiny girl, go away and bring my real Kahlan BACK'. I almost feel sorry for Lady Kahlan, annoying as she is.
+ 'I'll love Cara like a sister. And you could have her too if that's what you want!'
Since we all know how Cara loved her sisters ('intimately'), it's safe to assume that Lady Kahlan just proposed a threesome. And the only reason Richard turned her down because he'd rather have threesome with real!Kahlan and Cara instead. Cara thinks Sir Kahlan is hotter. Not that she would throw Richard and Lady Kahlan out of her bed—Cara doesn't believe in throwing people out of her bed. Ever. Of course, she might eventually have to gag Lady Kahlan, but she'd probably find that very hot.
+ Cara growled, OMG.
+ SHE CONFESSED HERSELF. THERE ARE NO WORDS. <3333
+ And then Cara saves the day.
+ Sir Kahlan is deeply disappointed that she is not WITH CHILD, even though she had sex, MANY TIMES.
+ While both the not!Kahlans were definitely NOT Kahlan, it was interesting to see them embody the many facets of her character. Sir Kahlan's ruthlessness and efficiency, Lady Kahlan's lack of self-esteem and squishy heart. But what makes our Kahlan herself is her dignity, her restraint, the way she holds herself together—the not!Kahlans didn't have that.
+ I want fic. Cara/Kahlan/Kahlan. Sir Kahlan/Lady Cahlan, where Lady Kahlan is Sir Kahlan's love slave. Sir Kahlan/Cara. Richard/Lady Kahlan/Cara. AU where both of them are pregnant. AU where Sir Kahlan meets real!Kahlan and hijinks ensue. And so on.
+ PS: Kahlan GOT LAID. MULTIPLE TIMES.
+ While trying to catch up with Leverage, I also came to the conclusion that Cara is essentially Parker. If Parker were a psychotic-but-adorable-leather-wearing-Agiel-wielding-dominatrix instead of a psychotic-but-adorable-thief, that is.