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swatkat ([personal profile] swatkat) wrote2007-09-10 04:31 pm
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Summary Executions!

I was at ff.net. So, naturally: summary executions. Concept stolen from [livejournal.com profile] mctabby.



•There is a new doctor in the House...Emmanuella Chase. As you can tell by the last name, Robert Chase has successfully been able to marry her. But, predicaments come from all sides of this story. R&R please.

•Christine Wilis was just stopping by the Clinic for a cold and to see her Friend Cameron, but things were worse than she thought. Once She Got Away from the Problem It Only Became Worse. ChaseOc CameronHouseStacy

•I tried to write this so that it seemed like an actual episode of House. Its 3rd person from everyone's point of view. It has a ship, but I don't really want to say what it is because its kind of a suprise in the plot. You've probably caught on by now.

•This contains my insane comedy stories. No common theme, except that I like Greg House and Allison Cameron. Yes, I am totally nutty. Now includes Naked Pictures. Enjoy!

•Cameron becomes deathly ill... can the team save her in time? ChaseCameron

•Blinking takes only a second, but in that second, Marly Daniels has given her child over to him and his Cameron. The woman is gone before he can run after her, leaving him alone with the dark haired child.

•He was alone, and she came back, but he was alone for ever.

•After being dumped for being too fat, Cameron is determined to lose weight. Soon enough the hospital staff discovers her secret. But it will take one person to get her back on her feet. Rated T for safety.

•This is a remake of the story Bulimia but this time it has nothing what so ever to do with Bulimia, Please read and review.

•He's ashamed of me. House whispered... It was at that very moment that Allison Cameron came to hate James Wilson with every fiber of her being the very moment that her stubborn, genius, confident, arrogant boss started crying in his office.

•AU. House and the crew are kids! They just wanna hangout. And they would have, to. If it weren't for that new kid, Edward, who sees things he shouldn't. Mild GregJimmy. Warning: Drug use. Smoking. Implied major drug use. Blackmail. Implied kid beating

•Who is Wilson, really?

•Someone is sitting in their office just waiting for it to all go away. When their friend is there watching them, just watching. Not even making a move. Well they tried, but it wasn't enough for them. His friend became numb all over again.

•House and Cuddy’s daughter is back from school for summer and plans on spending it with family and friends. Ann then meets Vanessa who becomes her and Lola’s new pal, but then Ann meets Vanessa’s brother who she falls for she can’t help but feel like this

•CameronCuddy. House is having a theory, Cameron doesn't want to admit anything and Cuddy has no idea what all this is about.

[identity profile] author-by-night.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
After being dumped for being too fat, Cameron is determined to lose weight. Soon enough the hospital staff discovers her secret. But it will take one person to get her back on her feet. Rated T for safety.

Please don't let this be "lover solves all problems with a single snog" fics.

Sadly, it probably very much is.
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The real question here is: which show was this person watching? Because, Cameron too fat? *points to icon*

[identity profile] goddesspharo.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
•This is a remake of the story Bulimia but this time it has nothing what so ever to do with Bulimia, Please read and review.
I know I shouldn't laugh, but BWAH!

It was at that very moment that Allison Cameron came to hate James Wilson with every fiber of her being the very moment that her stubborn, genius, confident, arrogant boss started crying in his office.
Woobie on crack!
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
BWAH indeed!

[identity profile] nestra.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF is with the smush names? I guess I'm glad they're not using portmanteaux, and I guess ff.net prevents them from using a slash (House/Cameron)...so I guess there's no better solution, but still. I am irritated.
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Why blame ff.net? The entire fandom does it - particularly the TWOP crowd. HAMERON. HUDDY. CHAMERON. Argh.

[identity profile] nestra.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought I remembered hearing that you literally cannot use the slash character in summaries, so the traditional use of Michael/Nikita was disallowed. Which meant people had to figure out new ways. I think MichaelxNikita was popular for a while.

But no, there's no excuse or forgiveness for "Huddy."
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
The slash *is* banned. I've seen both MichaelxNikita and MichaelNikita being used instead.

But no, there's no excuse or forgiveness for "Huddy."

What are your thoughts on 'Wuddy'?

[identity profile] evilstorm.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
My personal favourite is Houron. It sounds like a fucking Pokemon, man.

[identity profile] delle.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
aren't those the walking man-eating trees in Lord of the Rings? *g*

[identity profile] evilstorm.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
XD Yeah, I've heard that one before. Huorns, those. Ents gone wild or something like that.

[identity profile] orange-crushed.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Who is Wilson, really ?

No, seriously, you guys- stop laughing. I have no idea. Who is Wilson ? I'm an amnesiac for God's sake ! Please, please help me !

Ahhhh pit of voles, ILU.
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
Pit of Voles. Non-stop entertainment since 1997. (or something)

[identity profile] dreamer-marie.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Blinking takes only a second, but in that second, Marly Daniels has given her child over to him and his Cameron. The woman is gone before he can run after her, leaving him alone with the dark haired child.
OMG! House raises Harry Potter!
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
I kind of want to read that story.

[identity profile] jaybee65.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Now includes Naked Pictures. Enjoy!

AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

*Wipes away tears of laughter*
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
I considered checking if they indeed are there, but then decided against it.

[identity profile] delle.livejournal.com 2007-09-10 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
•Someone is sitting in their office just waiting for it to all go away. When their friend is there watching them, just watching. Not even making a move. Well they tried, but it wasn't enough for them. His friend became numb all over again.

I... can't even make sense of this...
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Neither... can I...