True/False

[swatkat]

What on earth is an 'authentic House/Wilson' story? Can there be an inauthentic House/Wilson story? Is there some authenticity criteria no one told me about? Some manual, perhaps? Can it be bought, or do I have to be a part of some secret underground organisation to access it? *worries*

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[zulu]

Authentic H/W fics can only be written by me, which is why there is such a lack of them currently. You see, what you need to understand about the world generally is that I Am Right and You Are Wrong. QED.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Ha! Everyone knows you ship House/Foreman, so every H/W you ever wrote (and will write) has been TAINTED by (*gasp*) That Ship and are anything *but* authentic.

[zulu]

Damn! And here I thought I was a shoo-in for fandom's One True Writer.

Oh well, back to the old drawing board.