True/False

[swatkat]

What on earth is an 'authentic House/Wilson' story? Can there be an inauthentic House/Wilson story? Is there some authenticity criteria no one told me about? Some manual, perhaps? Can it be bought, or do I have to be a part of some secret underground organisation to access it? *worries*

Comments

[thedeadparrot.livejournal.com]

Man, you didn't know that authentic House/Wilson can be only be written by BNFs and their hangers on? I thought you were supposed to learn that when you got your secret fandom decoder ring.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Should they also have 50+ chapters consisting of Wilson falling off a building and nearly dying and House nursing him back to health while he fends off Cuddy/Cameron/CTB/Thirteen's advances?

I thought you were supposed to learn that when you got your secret fandom decoder ring.

I NEVER GOT ONE OF THOSE! WAAH

[cryptictac.livejournal.com]

Lol what is this inspired by? I want the link so I can go and look and mock with you.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

This (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/2094514.html) poll in house_wilson. Scroll down till you find a particular comment on this vein.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a House/Wilson story that's written by a canon purist? I don't know, I mean, I'm with you on the belief that this is prolly total bullshit, but just saying.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a House/Wilson story that's written by a canon purist?

Hmm. Can there be a House/Wilson story by a canon purist, seeing how they aren't having wild monkey sex in canon? Perhaps this is also in the H/W Authenticity Manual?

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

*giggles* God, I don't know. Maybe? Maybe that's the only concession they make to non-canonness? Bah, who knows.

[topaz-eyes.livejournal.com]

*points to icon*

Someone's a special little snowflake there...

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Very special. *sheds one perfect tear*

[zulu]

Authentic H/W fics can only be written by me, which is why there is such a lack of them currently. You see, what you need to understand about the world generally is that I Am Right and You Are Wrong. QED.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Ha! Everyone knows you ship House/Foreman, so every H/W you ever wrote (and will write) has been TAINTED by (*gasp*) That Ship and are anything *but* authentic.

[zulu]

Damn! And here I thought I was a shoo-in for fandom's One True Writer.

Oh well, back to the old drawing board.

[recrudescence.livejournal.com]

Fanfic by RSL?

...I'd read it.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Can he spell?

[jaybee65.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha...beware the dangers of knockoff, black market House/Wilson! You know: it looks like i's got the House/Wilson label and logo, but if you examine it carefully, it *really* says "Hose/Willsen" and was made by prison laborers and smuggled into the fandom.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

You know: it looks like i's got the House/Wilson label and logo, but if you examine it carefully, it *really* says "Hose/Willsen" and was made by prison laborers and smuggled into the fandom.

*dies laughing*

I think that needs to be an icon.

Also, speaking of black market - I was watching BSG 2.14, the one with black marketeers and Pegasus' commander getting killed. Lee was in Adama's office angsting about something and I switched it off. Because I'm tired right now, but also because HE'S SO ANNOYING. SHUT UP AND DIE, LEE! If he's going to be like this, I'm going to have to rethink about shipping him with Kara.

[jaybee65.livejournal.com]

Well, you will be happy to hear that you have now officially gotten past what is generally regarded as *the* worst BSG episode ever. (Although S2 remains hit or miss until the last 3 eps, where it *really* picks up again.)

Lee is never quite this bad again, but I'm afraid I was never able to enjoy him much after this. So now you know where my dislike of Lee and Lee/Kara comes from. LOL.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm willing to forgive TPTB - after all, they've delivered an incredible 12-episode run of awesome (14 if you count Kobol's Last Gleaming). But ARGH LEE. I've been irritated with him ever since the pseuicide episode, but RIGHT NOW? DIE. His pain is that he turned his pregnant girlfriend away in Caprica, and that he has been sleeping with a hooker here to compensate while he also flirts with Dee and gets jealous when Kara sleeps with other men???? ARGH. He really is nothing like his father.

[jaybee65.livejournal.com]

He also has daddy issues as part of his man!pain, and it irritates me to NO END. Because, you know, GROW UP ALREADY, LEE! /rant off

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

I found the daddy issues endearing in S1, because, to be fair, Kara also has them, and the Kara/Adama relationship is one of the most interesting things about the show as far as I'm concerned. And I found their sibling rivalry endearing too. But this episode seems to imply that Lee turned away his pregnant gf because of his daddy issues, and has beeen trying to make up for it by trying to be daddy to that little girl and not doing very well with that. SO WHINY OMG.