True/False

[swatkat]

What on earth is an 'authentic House/Wilson' story? Can there be an inauthentic House/Wilson story? Is there some authenticity criteria no one told me about? Some manual, perhaps? Can it be bought, or do I have to be a part of some secret underground organisation to access it? *worries*

Comments

[thedeadparrot.livejournal.com]

Man, you didn't know that authentic House/Wilson can be only be written by BNFs and their hangers on? I thought you were supposed to learn that when you got your secret fandom decoder ring.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Should they also have 50+ chapters consisting of Wilson falling off a building and nearly dying and House nursing him back to health while he fends off Cuddy/Cameron/CTB/Thirteen's advances?

I thought you were supposed to learn that when you got your secret fandom decoder ring.

I NEVER GOT ONE OF THOSE! WAAH