swatkat

So you know, that other show of mine? The one I have studiously avoided talking about because I fear fandom might ruin it for me? TODAY IS THE DAY, FLIST. Have another fic snippet, in honour of the upcoming TWO HOUR premiere. For the cuddy_fest prompt: Cuddy, Amber, Cameron, and Thirteen are pirates in space. Gen or femslashy, the only requirement is generous helpings of AWESOME. (yes, I will finish this story)


( snippet )

Fic posted for Kutner Fest at kutner_love: The Next Great Adventure, 1472 words, PG-13; No spoilers for the show itself; spoilers till the end of the Harry Potter series. Also some familiarity with Harry Potter will probably be helpful. Many, many thanks to slytherin_heart for helping make this better; the rest of the errors - and anvils - are my fault.

Summary: After all, to the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure.

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Pina Bausch died.

If I stew over this any more, I will lose my mind.

Title: Tie Me Up Again
Fandom: House, MD
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: NC-17 (Warning: Bondage, physical discomfort)
Words: 5,821

Summary: The one in which is House is hasty and Cuddy is forgetful and House learns a thing or two about best laid plains.

A/N: Title from Dave Matthews Band, 'Crash Into Me'. Many thanks to hihoplastic for putting up with my whining and looking through the first draft, and to esmereldus_neo for being incredibly patient and answering my endless questions. Remaining errors are mine, all mine. Your comments/criticism welcome, as always.

This is, technically, a sequel to Not A Good Shot, but all you need to know is that it's established relationship(ish) and set after 3.15, Half-wit.


( and well, of course she is going mad with power )

Title: Temporary Arrangements
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Wilson/Cuddy
Words: 1047
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The characters don't belong to me.
Summary: There's comfort to be had in temporary arrangements.

A/N: This is set in the One Time Thing-verse, but can be read as a standalone. It is set in some mythical time in S2 and features an established threesome. Your comments are welcome. For the housefic50 prompt #002: Middles.

( and for your information, Rod Stewart once worked as a gravedigger )

Fluff. For hmd_rareathon. Yes, it's late. Zombies abducted me.

Title: It Takes Three Legs (To Make A Tripod)
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Wilson/Cuddy
Words: 3635
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The downside to having an incredibly attractive boss and a womanizing, serial-marrying, prettyboy best friend and colleague, House realised, was that sooner or later they were bound to wake up to each other's charms.

A/N: This was supposed to be a rewrite of 2.22, Forever, but it kind of took its own direction; some situations and dialogue stolen from the episode. Title from Jeff Buckley's "Three Is A Magic Number." For hmd_rareathon; many thanks to hihoplastic for looking through this. Your comments/criticism welcome. This is a threesome.

( yes, House, our dinner was all about you. what else could two people who work together, get along very well and have, in fact, worked together for a long time now could possibly talk about? )

I haven't written anything but term papers in *days*. I can't begin to explain how incredibly rusty I feel.

Title: House of Cards
Fandom: House
Pairing: Cuddy/Amber
Rating: R
Words: 557
Summary: "I'm not going to tell him to hire you," she tells Amber, holding her gaze.
A/N: For cryptictac's House/Wilson/Amber/Cuddy drabble-a-thon: originally posted here. The prompt was 'difficult decision'. Spoilers till 4.9, "Games". Your comments are welcome.

( this is still her show )

Fluffy drabble ficlet for speckleberry's House/Cuddy drabble-a-thon; prompt was 'banter'.

Title: One Up
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: R
Words: 400
Disclaimer: Not mine. Playing. This is set post-Human Error, originally posted here.
Summary: In which they banter and have sex.

( do you call everyone you sleep with "mommy"? )

Because I was feeling silly.

Title: Sidekick
Fandom: House, M.D
Character(s): Kutner, Amber, Thirteen (gen. well, Amber/Thirteen if you're squinting like I am)
Words: 1370
Disclaimer: Not mine. Playing.
Summary: Kutner spots Amber in the parking lot. Thirteen won't be happy.
A/N: Set after 4.09, spoilers. Your thoughts/criticism will be cherished – I'm not known for my sensitive snowflake soul.

( are you planning to plant a bomb inside his car or something? )

The after-effects of drunken all-night revelry aren't nearly as much fun as the said revelry. It was some revelry, though. My head, it still spins.

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This is entry #1 for the cuddy_fest. No, I have no other prompt to finish. None at all. Why do you ask?

Title: Between Walls
Author: swatkat24
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG, I guess
Words: 1610
Summary: She's not a vapid celebrity and she doesn't care to play God, doesn't have delusions of saving the world – no matter what House likes to think. But it's an idea.
A/N: Set after 3.18, ‘Airborne’; spoilers through S3. Title from this poem by William Carlos Williams. Despite Coherence Issues, this was not actually written under intoxication. Your thoughts would be cherished.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Playing.


( she’s not a vapid celebrity and she doesn’t care to play God, doesn’t have delusions of saving the world – no matter what House likes to think )

Title: Touring the Facility
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: Foreman/Cuddy
Words: 5389
Rating: PG
Summary: 'And besides, I'm your boss. I could be sued for sexual harassment,' Cuddy will say, her tone entirely somber, and Foreman will be left wondering if he merely imagined the twinkle in her eye.
A/N: Not mine, merely playing. This is my entry for the foreman_fest, prompt at the end. Many, many, many thanks to hihoplastic for her infinite patience with my whining and her insights on the dreaded first draft, to leiascully and roga for their magnifying glasses and red marker pens. Title from Cake's 'Short Skirt, Long Jacket'. Concrit is cherished - I'm not known for my unique snowflake soul. ETA: It occurs to me that I should mention that this takes off from 2.05, 'Daddy's Boy.'




( and besides, i`m your boss. i could be sued for sexual harassment )