Fic: Lucky (Amber/Thirteen/Kutner)
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swatkatAww. Adorable piece of House fan-art: here.
Meanwhile. Silly, self-indulgent threesome porn. No, really. Because it has been raining all day and because I can. Amber/Thirteen/Kutner, 634 words, NC-17, originally posted here; prompt: 'porn'.
[Lucky]
In which Kutner gets lucky. In a way. Post-4.08.
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'Could you do that again?'
They break apart at that, flushed and breathless. Thirteen's hair is mussed, her shirt half open; Amber looks at him like she's noticed him for the first time. It's incredibly hot.
'I mean, whatever you did with the hand and the…' Kutner tries to clarify.
Thirteen looks amused. Amber looks disgusted. And then they're at it again, lips and tongue and Thirteen doing that thing with her hand and it's incredibly hot, his teenage pornstar fantasy come true.
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Kutner feels like crap.
He thinks he's entitled to, what with Cole getting him nearly fired and then being fired himself.
'You want to get a drink?' he asks Thirteen on his way out. He asks her out; she says no: it's become a habit, almost, and he's kinda shocked when she says, 'Sure. I could use one.'
'Really?' He has to ask. Thirteen shrugs, nonchalant.
So apparently he's not the only one in need of some company tonight.
It'll do.
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They pick Sharrie's because it's convenient, and because Kutner can't bear the thought of going to Queen's tonight.
As it turns out, they're not the only ones who needed a drink.
'Uh, do you think we should go and talk to her?' Kutner says in a near-whisper, watching Amber throw back the last of her drink.
Thirteen looks resigned to her fate. 'Yeah,' she says.
'Thought you could use some company,' Kutner says as they approach her.
'Actually, I don't,' Amber says, looking pointedly at Thirteen.
They sit down anyway.
For the next couple of hours, Kutner listens to Amber and Thirteen snipe at each other ('He's only keeping you around because you're mysterious. And hot. I hope you realise that'; 'Poor you') while getting increasingly tipsy. He's kinda buzzed himself.
'I'm calling a cab,' Kutner says.
'Good,' they reply in unison. It's freaky.
Kutner gets the feeling he's missed something important.
They're still bickering ('You're not that hot'; 'And yet, hot enough') as they climb into the cab, so Kutner's not particularly sure when the squabbling becomes kissing. As in, really hot kissing, hands everywhere, and well, who is he to complain? He's never been in a threesome with two women.
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Amber and Thirteen, however, appear to have slightly different notions as to what constitutes a threesome.
They don't exactly kick him out, seeing how it's his apartment they're in: they mostly ignore him while they proceed to make out and grope each other in the middle of his living room, still sniping at each other at every opportunity ('So, you still think I'm not that hot?'; 'Don't flatter yourself'), and okay, it's kinda awesome.
'The bedroom's better,' he offers after a while. Amber flashes him a dirty look, but they do ultimately end up in his bed.
Wherein they pretend that he's not in the room while they rub against each other and do all the things he's only ever seen in porn movies, only better, because they're real and in his bedroom.
Thirteen kisses Amber's jaw, her neck and nibbles at her collar bones, and Amber makes this noise –
'Oh yeah, baby,' Kutner has to say.
Amber gives him this look.
'What? You're having naked lesbian sex in my bed. It's hot.'
'Oh for god's sake,' Amber says. She climbs off Thirteen and approaches him with a very scary/determined look in her eyes.
'Hey, what – ' His sentence ends in something like a 'nngghhh' as she cups him through his pants, not at all gentle.
It doesn't take very long.
They go back to kissing after that; Kutner lies back and attempts to catch his breath as he figures out how he'll brag to Cole about the night's events –
Right.
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The next day at work, Amber and Thirteen won't look at each other.
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Meanwhile. Silly, self-indulgent threesome porn. No, really. Because it has been raining all day and because I can. Amber/Thirteen/Kutner, 634 words, NC-17, originally posted here; prompt: 'porn'.
[Lucky]
In which Kutner gets lucky. In a way. Post-4.08.
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'Could you do that again?'
They break apart at that, flushed and breathless. Thirteen's hair is mussed, her shirt half open; Amber looks at him like she's noticed him for the first time. It's incredibly hot.
'I mean, whatever you did with the hand and the…' Kutner tries to clarify.
Thirteen looks amused. Amber looks disgusted. And then they're at it again, lips and tongue and Thirteen doing that thing with her hand and it's incredibly hot, his teenage pornstar fantasy come true.
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Kutner feels like crap.
He thinks he's entitled to, what with Cole getting him nearly fired and then being fired himself.
'You want to get a drink?' he asks Thirteen on his way out. He asks her out; she says no: it's become a habit, almost, and he's kinda shocked when she says, 'Sure. I could use one.'
'Really?' He has to ask. Thirteen shrugs, nonchalant.
So apparently he's not the only one in need of some company tonight.
It'll do.
+
They pick Sharrie's because it's convenient, and because Kutner can't bear the thought of going to Queen's tonight.
As it turns out, they're not the only ones who needed a drink.
'Uh, do you think we should go and talk to her?' Kutner says in a near-whisper, watching Amber throw back the last of her drink.
Thirteen looks resigned to her fate. 'Yeah,' she says.
'Thought you could use some company,' Kutner says as they approach her.
'Actually, I don't,' Amber says, looking pointedly at Thirteen.
They sit down anyway.
For the next couple of hours, Kutner listens to Amber and Thirteen snipe at each other ('He's only keeping you around because you're mysterious. And hot. I hope you realise that'; 'Poor you') while getting increasingly tipsy. He's kinda buzzed himself.
'I'm calling a cab,' Kutner says.
'Good,' they reply in unison. It's freaky.
Kutner gets the feeling he's missed something important.
They're still bickering ('You're not that hot'; 'And yet, hot enough') as they climb into the cab, so Kutner's not particularly sure when the squabbling becomes kissing. As in, really hot kissing, hands everywhere, and well, who is he to complain? He's never been in a threesome with two women.
+
Amber and Thirteen, however, appear to have slightly different notions as to what constitutes a threesome.
They don't exactly kick him out, seeing how it's his apartment they're in: they mostly ignore him while they proceed to make out and grope each other in the middle of his living room, still sniping at each other at every opportunity ('So, you still think I'm not that hot?'; 'Don't flatter yourself'), and okay, it's kinda awesome.
'The bedroom's better,' he offers after a while. Amber flashes him a dirty look, but they do ultimately end up in his bed.
Wherein they pretend that he's not in the room while they rub against each other and do all the things he's only ever seen in porn movies, only better, because they're real and in his bedroom.
Thirteen kisses Amber's jaw, her neck and nibbles at her collar bones, and Amber makes this noise –
'Oh yeah, baby,' Kutner has to say.
Amber gives him this look.
'What? You're having naked lesbian sex in my bed. It's hot.'
'Oh for god's sake,' Amber says. She climbs off Thirteen and approaches him with a very scary/determined look in her eyes.
'Hey, what – ' His sentence ends in something like a 'nngghhh' as she cups him through his pants, not at all gentle.
It doesn't take very long.
They go back to kissing after that; Kutner lies back and attempts to catch his breath as he figures out how he'll brag to Cole about the night's events –
Right.
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The next day at work, Amber and Thirteen won't look at each other.
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Date: 2008-06-17 08:00 pm (UTC)Awesome! XD
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Date: 2008-06-18 05:51 pm (UTC)Thank you for reading.
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Date: 2008-11-28 08:14 pm (UTC)I have a feeling that isn't exactly the best reaction but I just want to pat him on the head and give him a juice box and a fig newton.
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