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swatkat ([personal profile] swatkat) wrote2008-01-26 08:02 pm
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Fic: One Up (House/Cuddy)

Fluffy drabble ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] speckleberry's House/Cuddy drabble-a-thon; prompt was 'banter'.

Title: One Up
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: R
Words: 400
Disclaimer: Not mine. Playing. This is set post-Human Error, originally posted here.
Summary: In which they banter and have sex.


"Can I have flying monkeys instead, Mommy?"

"Sure. Just let me talk it over with the Wicked Witch of the West," Cuddy says, swinging a leg over him and settling comfortably on top. House reaches up to untie her hair, and takes a minute to admire the view. Naked and flushed, hair cascading over her bare shoulders: she's a vision. "Do you call everyone you sleep with 'mommy'?"

"Only Wilson," he says. "Foreman prefers 'bitch'. Chase on the other hand likes to call me 'Daddy'."

She makes a face at that, and he can tell she's trying very hard not to laugh. He considers that; proceeds to palm the girls in a manner he knows she'll appreciate, watching for her eyes to glaze over. And when he decides she's sufficiently distracted, he tickles her on the ribs.

That elicits a surprised giggle, but soon she's grabbing hold of his arms and saying, "You keep that up, House, and you'll be back to applying the hand brake."

"And leave you at the mercy of Mr. Massage Bunny? That would be cruel," he says, but leaves it at that. He got what he wanted, anyway.

Cuddy snorts, "At least he's better company." She licks his collarbone. "Polite. Well-behaved. Takes instructions. Knows where the G-spot is," she says, kissing her way down his chest, his stomach, pausing a moment to lavish some extra attention on his navel before moving further south.

"I don't recall you having any complaints last night. In fact, I'm pretty sure I heard begging," House says, doing his best not to thrust. Which is difficult, given the things she's doing down there with that wicked, wicked tongue. "'Ohgoddon'tstop", wasn't it? Funny how you get all religious in bed. Not that I object to the title, it's very flattering."

"I think you should stop talking now," she says.

"I'm not bowing down to your fascist ways," he tells her. "You get enough of that from your minions in the hospital." A hint of teeth, then, and he bucks against her, helpless.

"I can smell the satisfaction on your breath," he says after a while, when he can speak again.

She ignores him, planting her mouth on his instead. "It's time you put your mouth to other uses," she says when she lets him up for air. "Consider that an order."

House doesn't complain.

She is the boss, after all.

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[personal profile] zulu 2008-01-26 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Rrraowr. Love it. Hot, but hot because of banter, is the best kind of hot there is.
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
*God*, the two of them won't shut *up*. This was meant to be a 'drabble'. As in, 100 words. Then I thought, oh, 200. I knew the last line, and they just.kept.talking!

Thank you for reading. You know you want to play too, right?

[identity profile] ellixian.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, yes. Love this - great banter. And hot as hell too!
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, thank you! The two of them just refuse to shut up!
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[identity profile] cryptictac.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, yes. So hot. Like Zulu said, because of banter. ♥♥
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! The prompt demanded banter - it kind of wrote itself. I had intended this to be shorter, but they don't shut up once they get started.

[identity profile] glicine-33.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
oh..i really need to get my head closed in the freezer!
love it...
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
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[identity profile] plazmah.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Pure, concentrated hotness. You win!
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

Wow!

(Anonymous) 2008-01-26 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That was SO SO SO SO hot!!!
Great fic!

- Julia
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Re: Wow!

[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] amy-119.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Very nice... very hot! :) Great job
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is great! So funny (the Massage Bunny discussion made me laugh like a loon), so hot, and such terrific voices.
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I had immense fun thinking up appropriately House-like euphemisms for Cuddy's vibrator. *g*

[identity profile] alex-kingston.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
ooooh this is so fun and so frigging HOT! OMG!
and i was getting hot and bothered imagining what cuddy was doing..hehehe.. :P
wonderful drabble!
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, thank you!

[identity profile] vickysg1.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
HOT!
Love it!
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] nitsa-maro.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hot baby hot!!!!!!!!!! And yes Cuddy is the boss.....even in bed :P
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] leiascully.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeheee. Who's got wicked ways? I think it's you!
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Who, me? *looks innocent*

Thank you!

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I /love/ sex with banter. It's so much hotter than sex without banter. :-D Very, very nice.
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
With the two of them, banter is the hottest of all. Okay, also the kissing. Thank you!

[identity profile] jaybee65.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, banter! Much fun. *g*
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] a-celeste.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I love it! Dialog is what always make it for me in House/Cuddy fics. Great drabble. Personally, I always think they are having verbal!sex on the show - hot.
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! The verbal sparring is what made me (and I thousand other people, I guess) fall for the ship in the first place.

[identity profile] crumpled-up.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Guh. Hot. Like seriously. Banter is the hottest thing between the two of them. Love it. :D
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] wanderlonely.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
These two never shut up. XD But I love them anyway, and it's HOT. ♥
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, they just don't. This was supposed to be 100 words. But they kept going on and *on*.

Thank you!

[identity profile] ksc5ice.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
"'Ohgoddon'tstop", wasn't it? Funny how you get all religious in bed. Not that I object to the title, it's very flattering."


Bloody hilarious!!! Even when they're having sex, they just don't know when to quit...lol
I love your writing, aweosome :D
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-28 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] mandy9578.livejournal.com 2008-01-27 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, this was so hilarious and hot at the same time! LOL! Loved the banter between these two. :)
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[identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com 2008-01-28 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!