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My usual day goes like this:

*wakes up at eight, having been to bed at 2.30 the previous night*
*has class at nine*
*has to walk twenty minutes to reach school*
Swatkat: OMG!
Roommate: Class?
Swatkat: *nods while rushing to the bathroom*
*finishes everything at jet speed*
M: (texts) You're coming over, right?
Swatkat: (texts back) No f-ing way, you come over, we'll take the shortcut through the forest.
M: (texts) But I'm wearing high heels!
Swatkat: (texts) Why the hell are you wearing high heels? Why would *anyone* want to wear high heels in this place????
M: (texts) Just this day?
Swatkat: *mutters*
*makes an unseemly spectacle of herself by having her breakfast in a very disgusting manner on the road*

(on the way)
M: We need to make friends with someone who owns a bike.
Swatkat: You don't say.
M: My feet hurt.
Swatkat: !!!!! *is wearing sensible sneakers herself*
M: I think I'll go change.
M: Just a minute.
Swatkat: *is speechless*

(in class)
Professor: Africa colonialism blah blah blah
Professor: *is obnoxiously cheerful*
Swatkat: *nods off*
D: Move that way. I'm trying to sleep.
Swatkat: *makes mental note to smack him later*

Meanwhile, I'm trying to catch up with the flist, but I think I'm going to give up. I've missed too much. What's up? Anything I need to see?

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High heels + dirt = *head->ground*

Africa colonialism makes me nod off too. :/

As for the goodies, Three's A Crowd (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2802214/23) was updated and System Failure (http://phineyj.livejournal.com/14774.html) was completed.

... yeah, that's it. *crosses finger new season brings in more stuffs*

I keep meaning to ask... what is/where does swatkat come from? It 'tis strangely tasty. and Swati makes me think of Swarthmore. ~~college!obsessed~~

Despite unflattering breakfast habits and obnoxious teachers, I hope you're having a good time! And please don't give up on your flist... we love you. See?

breakfast? you get to eat breakfast?

I'll stop now.

Well, I'm *paying* for it. It would be sad if I had to pay for breakfast again. I generally tend to ignore whatever variety food they've come up with and go for the bread/eggs - *that's* something they can't possibly ruin.

OMG Three's a Crowd update OMG! *squees*

The profesor in question is actually kinda cute - it's just extremely annoying when you're nodding off and he's extremely cheerful and smiling and expecting you to participate in class... I'll probably be dropping this course. Can't avoid the talk about colonialism, though. *sigh*

Swatkat comes from a cartoon that used to air on Cartoon Network - the SWATkats. It's a name my friends use for me, occasionally. And it goes with my name, as you see. *g*

Wheeeeeeee! You're here!

This made me laugh quite a bit, mostly at your friend. Heh.

Heeeee, reminds me of my days in undergrad and struggling to get to class on time with my perpetually late roommate and her nitpicky fashion consciousness and gigantic piles of snow blocking every which way. Good times ;)

The only thing you've really missed is the HP fandom imploding *YET AGAIN*. By the time you finally have more free time, I'd be surprised if there's a fandom left!

I had a random thought about this yesterday -- perhaps they are all responding to their anxiety about the last book coming out. What does one do when they get a shipping date for the Apocalypse?

The day that book comes out, I swear I'm going to hide in a radiation-proof bunker. I'm already storing provisions. ;-)

Save room for me? I can bring chocolate.

You have chocolate? Oh, you are definitely in!

Three's a Crowd was updated again this morning, if you have a chance to check it out ^^

Ooh, definitely know that feeling... *sighs* Less than a month and I'm back as well. Suffering. Not quite colonialism, but definitely American Gov. As well as an STD slide show. o.O

Hehee, that's awesome. :) I don't think I've ever heard of that show (woe is me with no cable) :/ I can't seem to get my friends to stop calling me Cat - as if adding one more syllable is damaging to their psyche. Oy. ;)

Nothing interesting from my direction. I moved house three times in the last month, so I wouldn't believe anything I say if I were you. *g*

WHAT HAPPENED?

OMG how can that story keep on being so brilliant? How???

I can't seem to get my friends to stop calling me Cat - as if adding one more syllable is damaging to their psyche. Oy. ;)

Heh. People with longish names tend to get that. *g*

Three times? Oh my. Why? Are you settled now?

Good times indeed. *g*

I am using the university's computers for 'academic purposes'.

Oh, it's a long and boring story not worth taking up space over, but no, the saga continues. I think the universe is trying to teach me a lesson, I just wish it would stop being so damned obtuse about what exactly it is. *g*

Um, what had last happened where you left off? You didn't get to see the Cassie, Heidi and AngieJ exposes on b_p, did you? Then the multiple explosions all over LJ after that? The fight on b_p itself and the various bannings? If you missed these, I'll give you a summary.

I MISSED EVERYTHING! Details and links plz?

You'll *never* be able to catch up with all the links. Not unless you devoted an entire week to it fulltime. I'll email you with a summary.