swatkat | (no subject)

My usual day goes like this:

*wakes up at eight, having been to bed at 2.30 the previous night*
*has class at nine*
*has to walk twenty minutes to reach school*
Swatkat: OMG!
Roommate: Class?
Swatkat: *nods while rushing to the bathroom*
*finishes everything at jet speed*
M: (texts) You're coming over, right?
Swatkat: (texts back) No f-ing way, you come over, we'll take the shortcut through the forest.
M: (texts) But I'm wearing high heels!
Swatkat: (texts) Why the hell are you wearing high heels? Why would *anyone* want to wear high heels in this place????
M: (texts) Just this day?
Swatkat: *mutters*
*makes an unseemly spectacle of herself by having her breakfast in a very disgusting manner on the road*

(on the way)
M: We need to make friends with someone who owns a bike.
Swatkat: You don't say.
M: My feet hurt.
Swatkat: !!!!! *is wearing sensible sneakers herself*
M: I think I'll go change.
M: Just a minute.
Swatkat: *is speechless*

(in class)
Professor: Africa colonialism blah blah blah
Professor: *is obnoxiously cheerful*
Swatkat: *nods off*
D: Move that way. I'm trying to sleep.
Swatkat: *makes mental note to smack him later*

Meanwhile, I'm trying to catch up with the flist, but I think I'm going to give up. I've missed too much. What's up? Anything I need to see?

Threaded | Flat

High heels + dirt = *head->ground*

Africa colonialism makes me nod off too. :/

As for the goodies, Three's A Crowd (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2802214/23) was updated and System Failure (http://phineyj.livejournal.com/14774.html) was completed.

... yeah, that's it. *crosses finger new season brings in more stuffs*

I keep meaning to ask... what is/where does swatkat come from? It 'tis strangely tasty. and Swati makes me think of Swarthmore. ~~college!obsessed~~

Despite unflattering breakfast habits and obnoxious teachers, I hope you're having a good time! And please don't give up on your flist... we love you. See?

breakfast? you get to eat breakfast?

I'll stop now.

Wheeeeeeee! You're here!

This made me laugh quite a bit, mostly at your friend. Heh.

Heeeee, reminds me of my days in undergrad and struggling to get to class on time with my perpetually late roommate and her nitpicky fashion consciousness and gigantic piles of snow blocking every which way. Good times ;)

The only thing you've really missed is the HP fandom imploding *YET AGAIN*. By the time you finally have more free time, I'd be surprised if there's a fandom left!

Nothing interesting from my direction. I moved house three times in the last month, so I wouldn't believe anything I say if I were you. *g*