Am speechless. No, really.

I used to love metaphors. I really did.

Draco was walking around distracted thinking about his schedule and how he despised it four classes with Gryffindor! Well...... if it isn’t the cherry of cruelty ontop of my sundae of despair i don’t know what it is!


She felt exiled from him. It felt like a forbidden somthing like a fruit.


She walked down the hall as if she was A blubbering lifeless person walking down the hallway barefoot in the dark since the power went out.

I...I...

Metaphors courtesy babb_chronicles. Why aren't you reading this journal?

ETA:

(spoken by Voldemort:)
Stop ignoring me Harry. I want to be friends. I'm sorry I killed your parents. I promise I won't take you away from your son or daughter. I only took your parents away from you because your mother was being ignorant and wouldn't cooperate so I could kill you!!!

ETA2:

Harry Potter intended to find out who had taken the owls and replaced them with flying monkeys. He had no doubt in his mind that Draco Malfoy was behind it all. Behind it for his own perverted pleasures.

And, and, You Sirius are a sexist pig Your ego is really really big I can't write poetry but today I'll try Cause if I hurt you, you just might cry You think girls are just for a good shag You make me really really mad So Sirius please leave me alone You'll never ever take off my clothes You're a player Sirius, a man whore I don't want to see you any more You say to girls 'I love you' Just as often as cows go moo