why so gay?

[swatkat]

If you are 'squicked' by m/m pr0n, you should probably not be READING m/f/m threesomes. *headdesk*

This is especially irritating in the context of the typical 'straight guy' threesomes in the mainstream, where two men 'take' a woman together and are still not even a little bit gay, oh no, because they're just having sex with her, not each other. I would rather be spared that in fandom, thank you very much.

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[artisan447]

There are 'straight guy threesomes' ?

Wow, I'm missing stuff.

(bet they weren't cowboys ;)

[swatkat]

There are 'straight guy threesomes' ?

Yes. There is, er, a lot of porn - both written as well as visual - that involves two guys 'taking' a woman, and 'pleasuring' her in every possible way. It's supposed to be about male bonding and a heterosexual woman's ultimate fantasy. Sometimes, they are even cowboys...

(There was this one pr0n movie where a hot and sweaty God was having a threesome with two of his female angels. Yes, I have a lot of guy friends and some girl friends who like mainstream pornography, and who feel that it is absolutely necessary to share. While I don't find them hot in the least, it *is* very entertaining if you're watching it in the right frame of mind.)

(I have already shared too much information, haven't I?)

[artisan447]

Hee! How can there be such a thing as "too much sharing" when it comes to threesomes? I'm very partial to a good one, actually (there's even a possibility that someone who looks like me may have written a few ;) *g*

Interesting definition of gay, that that kind of male bonding doesn't fit into it, though. ;)

[swatkat]

Heh. I do wish I found mainstream pr0n - or visual pr0n, for that matter - a little more interesting, because there is SO MUCH HILARITY out there.

Interesting definition of gay, that that kind of male bonding doesn't fit into it, though. ;)

But there is always girl!kissing if it's a f/f/m threesome, though.

[artisan447]

Oh, I KNOW! Hilarity doesn't cover it - most of the time they all look so bored you can pretty much hear them counting the pay check, lol.

I want to write a foursome one day f/f/m/m. The logistics of that would be a *lot* of fun! ;)

[swatkat]

I saw this one so-called 'amateur' thing that had the girl looking extremely bored and eating chips while the guy did his thing. In fact, I was forced to watch it by my friends, because 'you haven't lived if you haven't seen THIS.'

I think I've read a few foursomes in fandom, but mostly the logistics make my head hurt.

[artisan447]

I think I've read a few foursomes in fandom, but mostly the logistics make my head hurt.

The thing I can't quite get past is the rationale of *why* they'd go for a foursome. My m/m and f/f would be having too much fun on their own, I think, to be distracted by the other pair.