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[swatkat]

Legend of the Seeker, 2.04: The new title sequence is hilarious. HILARIOUS.

+ OMG they made Kahlan CRYYYYY. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. EVEN IF SHE IS PRETTY WHEN SHE CRIES.



PRETTY.

+ But does this mean Kahlan must now be Pregnant for the Plot? I approve of Stripping for the Plot, but pregnancy? Hmmm.

+ Dub-con. For the Plot! Although the kissing was hot. AND THEN THEY MADE KAHLAN SAD AGAIN.

+ Cara + Zedd = COMEDY GOLD

+ Richard, I'm afraid you and I are quite broken up until you cut your hair and look human again. Kahlan's hair is shiny as ever, and now we have Cara as well. You have left me with no option, don't you see?





Even Cara agrees.

+ And then Cara and Kahlan take care of things themselves.
'This will hurt.'
'Just do it.' ♥♥♥



Cara carrying Kahlan should not be so hot. But it is. Cara's psychotic face should not be so hot, either. But it is.



And then she shows off her Giant Dildo of Pain.

+ In conclusion:



Awwww.