TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!

[swatkat]

Okay, I might be the last person to see this, but tedmosbyisajerk.com actually *exists*! And oh god, the fonts! The exclamation marks! The letter! The portrait! The porn film posters! And the soundtrack, OH GOD - "I'm telling you that Ted/Mosby is a jerk"!

I died laughing. Do not make attempts at resurrection. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, TED MOSBY? I HOPE YOU FALL DOWN A MANHOLE AND DIE.

ETA: Dear BSG fen, I hate to spoil you this way, but Ted Mosby is, in fact, the final Cylon**. Britney Spears said so.*

"I know the truth about you Ted Mosby, you look, and talk, and act like a real human being, but I know what you really are … You are a Cylon! And your only goal is total annihilation of the entire human race … I talked to my best friend Dr. Baltar and he told me, so don't tell me that you love me, don't tell me that you have feelings, you can't have feelings, you're a frakking TOASTER!"

**ETA 2: The Sister literally sporfled at this part. Literally.

Comments

[roga.livejournal.com]

I'm just sorry I got into the show to late for me to appreciate slapcountdown.com - they'd already taken it down by the time I got in (3.13, the first Britney episode).

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

How are these people so awesome?

[roga.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew. They also had a website for lilyandmarshallsellalltheirstuffonline or whatever it was it was called, which was actually a charity auction of HIMYM costumes and props. Like Ted's red boots.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

And now they literally (literally, she says in her best Robin voice) made my sister sporfle.

I checked that site out after that episode - now it's just called charityfolks.com.

[ijemanja.livejournal.com]

They also had guymakeshiswifedressinagarbagebag.com from that ep, too. So random. But I admire the consitency.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Oh, the crazy! I'm a little scared of their brains, actually.