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[swatkat]

* The Waste Land in LOLcat. A sample from the beginning of "What the Thunder Said", probably my favourite section in the poem:

V: U LISTEN THUNDERS OR ELSE!

after torchlight shiny in quiet gardens (322)
after sweaty faces in stony agony:
teh screamz and teh cries!
thunder in teh mountains, shaking all.
if u lives, u dies.
just wait.

u can has bukkit, (331)
no can has water,
ha ha no can has bukkit,
just rock and sand.
no stand, no sit,
no shirt, no shoes, no service,
just thunder shaking moutainzes.
no can has water.
no can has water.
actually, no can has rock either.
no can has water or rock,
or for that matter sand.

ceiling cat is watching you masturbate (360)
u and ur dirty friend.

* The first three chapters of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

Comments

[lieueitak.livejournal.com]

OMG thanks for the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies link. A friend and I have been talking about it for a couple months now, and I know she'll get a kick out of being able to read the first few chapters. :D

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

OH GOD *in tears*

ha ha no can has bukkit

oh god oh god my sides

*goes over to read the link*

*...dying of laughter once again*

[thirdblindmouse.livejournal.com]

This is beautiful. Truly beautiful.

[hihoplastic.livejournal.com]

LOLcats are pretty much the greatest things EVER. I HEARTS THEM.