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Okay, I confess. I love Ronaldo. Not the pretty Portuguese one (pretty as he is), but the Brazilian one. The one with the teeth. Back in '98, I had *huge* crush on him - to the point where I also had a crush on the boy in gym class who looked *exactly like Ronaldo*, only with hair. After the finals, I wrote something in my diary along the lines of 'Oh those evil reporters, why won't they leave the poor baby alone?'

A long time has passed since then. He has grown even less pretty, and way past his prime. I no longer have a mad schoolgirl crush on him. But I still love him, and continue to defend him against all critics and SQUEE when he scores.

There. Feels good to have said that.