Bored in the Library, Edition 29
Mar. 6th, 2010 12:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
swatkatSometimes, when I can't ingest whatever it is I'm reading anymore, I play What Would Character X Do.
The other day I was playing What Would Cara Do.
For instance, what would Cara do if our heroes went to a pretty beach? Kahlan would naturally be like 'oooh, pretty, look at that sunset,' hold hands with Richard and possibly scribble R + K = ♥ on the sand. Zedd would talk about crab soup. Cara would point out that sea water is not fit for drinking, although it's very useful while torturing someone, and possibly provide anecdotes.
What would Cara do if she met Kara Thrace in a bar? Insult each other. Get into a barfight that would require the combined forces of Lee, Helo, Richard and Kahlan to break up. Alternately, get along swimmingly and have sex.
What would Cara do if Morgause hired her to kill Uther? Kill Uther, singe poor Merlin with his own fireball (before Zedd sweeps in with healing spells and some explanation about Merlin being the greatest Wizard of the First Order in Camelot in 3000 years) and offer the throne of Camelot to Richard (which he politely declines). Also possibly make out with Morgause.
What would Cara do if she ended up sparring with Eliot? Mord'Sith don't spar. But if they did, she and Eliot would trade moves. They might have a slight disagreement about the Agiels, but at the end of the day, they'd both walk out with a slight limp and a black eye and happy smile on their faces.
It's best if you don't play this game while commuting, however.
The other day I was playing What Would Cara Do.
For instance, what would Cara do if our heroes went to a pretty beach? Kahlan would naturally be like 'oooh, pretty, look at that sunset,' hold hands with Richard and possibly scribble R + K = ♥ on the sand. Zedd would talk about crab soup. Cara would point out that sea water is not fit for drinking, although it's very useful while torturing someone, and possibly provide anecdotes.
What would Cara do if she met Kara Thrace in a bar? Insult each other. Get into a barfight that would require the combined forces of Lee, Helo, Richard and Kahlan to break up. Alternately, get along swimmingly and have sex.
What would Cara do if Morgause hired her to kill Uther? Kill Uther, singe poor Merlin with his own fireball (before Zedd sweeps in with healing spells and some explanation about Merlin being the greatest Wizard of the First Order in Camelot in 3000 years) and offer the throne of Camelot to Richard (which he politely declines). Also possibly make out with Morgause.
What would Cara do if she ended up sparring with Eliot? Mord'Sith don't spar. But if they did, she and Eliot would trade moves. They might have a slight disagreement about the Agiels, but at the end of the day, they'd both walk out with a slight limp and a black eye and happy smile on their faces.
It's best if you don't play this game while commuting, however.
