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[swatkat]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In October, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In July, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon alchemine (65 points). In August, I fed ms_artisan to a Shoggoth (250 points). In May, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In September, I recruited msgenevieve as a new cultist (30 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-605 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,
swatkat24

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