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[swatkat]

Five Eight Things You Should Never Do When You Encounter Someone Who Writes With Their Left Hand:

1. Ask them if they write with their left hand.

2. Ask them if they *really* write with their left hand.

3. Ask them why they write with their left hand.

4. Ask them how they write with their left hand.

5. Ask them how they write with their left hand and still manage to have a pretty writing.

6. Make them write with their right hand, and look surprised when they fail to hold the pen properly.

7. Stare.

8. Call another person and proceed to discuss this quaint new thing while the left-handed person in question is writing a really important examination.

Comments

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

*extends left hand for the sekrit left-hander's club shake*

Isn't it IRRITATING? As if left-handed writing = chickenscratch by default. No, I have a very nice writing, thank you very much.

I thought it was an English thing too. Although, I generally use my right hand, in the American way. Because in this part of the world, eating with your left hand in public (unless you're using both hands t o tear bread or something) will get you stares, so I'm conditioned tht way. Actually, I'm somewhat ambidextrous, because I can throw things only with my right hand, but I'll hold the racquet only with my left hand!