Ah, the joys of hate!sex and May/December pairings! The HP fandom corrupted me in that respect (the Snape/student pairings, the Lupin/student pairings, the Gryffindor/Slytherin pairings...), and then there was the Buffyverse (Buffy/Faith! Angel/Spike!). I can't help it, it's just... *gets all hot and bothered again*
Why does everyone think we're in love? Just because we spend all our time together and are closer to each other than anyone else and touch a lot doesn't mean we're sleeping togeth--oh. Wait.
Ooh, another one of mine! The 'They're *SO* doing it (and if they aren't, they damn well should be)' couples! This goes very well with the I love you but I'm oblivious and I love you but let's pretend I don't. *g*
There's no one else in the world I care about more than you, and if that leads to something sexual, than so be it. It's not like I could be with anyone else anyway, I'm so caught up in you.
I like this best with love triangles, leading to lonely pathetic phantom threesomes.
The sarcastic banter is just a cover for the hot sex.
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Date: 2008-01-15 06:37 am (UTC)Why does everyone think we're in love? Just because we spend all our time together and are closer to each other than anyone else and touch a lot doesn't mean we're sleeping togeth--oh. Wait.
Ooh, another one of mine! The 'They're *SO* doing it (and if they aren't, they damn well should be)' couples! This goes very well with the I love you but I'm oblivious and I love you but let's pretend I don't. *g*
There's no one else in the world I care about more than you, and if that leads to something sexual, than so be it. It's not like I could be with anyone else anyway, I'm so caught up in you.
I like this best with love triangles, leading to lonely pathetic phantom threesomes.
The sarcastic banter is just a cover for the hot sex.
Oh yes. Oh yes. Banter and eye!sex.