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[swatkat]

There was this fannish kinks post on metafandom some time ago which I can't find the link to right now, but I want to play. So. My bullet-proof pairing kinks.

* You annoy me and I hate you. Except that I also kinda like you and you get me all hot and bothered.

* I hate you and I want to kill you. Also, you get me all hot and bothered.

* I am your employer/teacher/mentor/you get the drift and this is so wrong (and oh-so-right).
OR
I am your employee/student/trainee/whatever and this is so wrong (and oh-so-right).

* I am secretly pining for you since forever but let's just pretend to be friends anyway.

* I am secretly pining for you since forever but I'm completely oblivious to the fact that I am.

* We both want a person we can never have. The same person, actually. Remedy? Pathetic phantom threesome sex.
Corollary: Telling stories about someone else during sex (phantom threesome). Stolen from queenzulu's list.

* I love you and I love him/her. Why bother with the love triangle thing when you can have a threesome?

ETA:

* Why does everyone think we're in love? Just because we spend all our time together and are closer to each other than anyone else and touch a lot doesn't mean we're sleeping togeth--oh. Wait. Stolen from pocky_slash's list.

* The sarcastic banter is just a cover for the hot sex. Stolen from pocky_slash's list.

* Pining. Stolen from lyras's list.

* Sex that doesn't cure loneliness--bittersweet. Stolen from queenzulu's list.

* *We work with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats. Stolen from thirdblindmouse's list.

*We fight with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats. Stolen from thirdblindmouse's list.




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Comments

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone think we're in love? Just because we spend all our time together and are closer to each other than anyone else and touch a lot doesn't mean we're sleeping togeth--oh. Wait.

There's no one else in the world I care about more than you, and if that leads to something sexual, than so be it. It's not like I could be with anyone else anyway, I'm so caught up in you.

The sarcastic banter is just a cover for the hot sex.

Interestingly enough, I really don't like the first three or four kinks on your list. (Although I am a fan of "Let's just pretend to be friends even though I am pining" and "I'm oblivious to my pining.") Hate!sex is a mystery to me, really.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Ah, the joys of hate!sex and May/December pairings! The HP fandom corrupted me in that respect (the Snape/student pairings, the Lupin/student pairings, the Gryffindor/Slytherin pairings...), and then there was the Buffyverse (Buffy/Faith! Angel/Spike!). I can't help it, it's just... *gets all hot and bothered again*

Why does everyone think we're in love? Just because we spend all our time together and are closer to each other than anyone else and touch a lot doesn't mean we're sleeping togeth--oh. Wait.

Ooh, another one of mine! The 'They're *SO* doing it (and if they aren't, they damn well should be)' couples! This goes very well with the I love you but I'm oblivious and I love you but let's pretend I don't. *g*

There's no one else in the world I care about more than you, and if that leads to something sexual, than so be it. It's not like I could be with anyone else anyway, I'm so caught up in you.

I like this best with love triangles, leading to lonely pathetic phantom threesomes.

The sarcastic banter is just a cover for the hot sex.

Oh yes. Oh yes. Banter and eye!sex.