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[swatkat]

There was this fannish kinks post on metafandom some time ago which I can't find the link to right now, but I want to play. So. My bullet-proof pairing kinks.

* You annoy me and I hate you. Except that I also kinda like you and you get me all hot and bothered.

* I hate you and I want to kill you. Also, you get me all hot and bothered.

* I am your employer/teacher/mentor/you get the drift and this is so wrong (and oh-so-right).
OR
I am your employee/student/trainee/whatever and this is so wrong (and oh-so-right).

* I am secretly pining for you since forever but let's just pretend to be friends anyway.

* I am secretly pining for you since forever but I'm completely oblivious to the fact that I am.

* We both want a person we can never have. The same person, actually. Remedy? Pathetic phantom threesome sex.
Corollary: Telling stories about someone else during sex (phantom threesome). Stolen from queenzulu's list.

* I love you and I love him/her. Why bother with the love triangle thing when you can have a threesome?

ETA:

* Why does everyone think we're in love? Just because we spend all our time together and are closer to each other than anyone else and touch a lot doesn't mean we're sleeping togeth--oh. Wait. Stolen from pocky_slash's list.

* The sarcastic banter is just a cover for the hot sex. Stolen from pocky_slash's list.

* Pining. Stolen from lyras's list.

* Sex that doesn't cure loneliness--bittersweet. Stolen from queenzulu's list.

* *We work with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats. Stolen from thirdblindmouse's list.

*We fight with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats. Stolen from thirdblindmouse's list.




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Comments

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone think we're in love? Just because we spend all our time together and are closer to each other than anyone else and touch a lot doesn't mean we're sleeping togeth--oh. Wait.

There's no one else in the world I care about more than you, and if that leads to something sexual, than so be it. It's not like I could be with anyone else anyway, I'm so caught up in you.

The sarcastic banter is just a cover for the hot sex.

Interestingly enough, I really don't like the first three or four kinks on your list. (Although I am a fan of "Let's just pretend to be friends even though I am pining" and "I'm oblivious to my pining.") Hate!sex is a mystery to me, really.

[zulu]

Phone sex.

Telepathic sex.

Telling stories about someone else during sex (phantom threesome).

Sex that doesn't cure loneliness--bittersweet.

Definitely "you annoy me, but..."

[lyras.livejournal.com]

Friends who've been friends for ever and ever but sekritly pining for one another, and when they get together it makes all the readers (but not the characters) cry.

Actually, pining generally. Especially if the pinee is dead. Er...

[thirdblindmouse.livejournal.com]

*We work with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats.

*We fight with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats.

*I want you but can never have you -- mostly because I'd never admit aloud to wanting to have you.

*Happy threesome time!

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

My bullet-proof kink: Our friends/coworkers/society/the establishment would not approve of our relationship, so the sex must be secret and hot.

[hihoplastic.livejournal.com]

Random (sorta): Did you drop out of house_bigbang??? My soul will be eternally ruined if this is so, just fyi. :(

Also: We have sex with our eyes. And occasionally sniff one another in public.

Bulletproof, yeah.

[orange-crushed.livejournal.com]

The sarcastic banter is just a cover for the hot sex.

We work with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats./We fight with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats.

OMG GUH, yes. I'm with you there. Here are mine:

"I'm not perfect- in fact, I'm not particularly good- but you make me better."

and

"In our fucked-up world, you're the only thing that makes sense."