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[swatkat]

There was this fannish kinks post on metafandom some time ago which I can't find the link to right now, but I want to play. So. My bullet-proof pairing kinks.

* You annoy me and I hate you. Except that I also kinda like you and you get me all hot and bothered.

* I hate you and I want to kill you. Also, you get me all hot and bothered.

* I am your employer/teacher/mentor/you get the drift and this is so wrong (and oh-so-right).
OR
I am your employee/student/trainee/whatever and this is so wrong (and oh-so-right).

* I am secretly pining for you since forever but let's just pretend to be friends anyway.

* I am secretly pining for you since forever but I'm completely oblivious to the fact that I am.

* We both want a person we can never have. The same person, actually. Remedy? Pathetic phantom threesome sex.
Corollary: Telling stories about someone else during sex (phantom threesome). Stolen from queenzulu's list.

* I love you and I love him/her. Why bother with the love triangle thing when you can have a threesome?

ETA:

* Why does everyone think we're in love? Just because we spend all our time together and are closer to each other than anyone else and touch a lot doesn't mean we're sleeping togeth--oh. Wait. Stolen from pocky_slash's list.

* The sarcastic banter is just a cover for the hot sex. Stolen from pocky_slash's list.

* Pining. Stolen from lyras's list.

* Sex that doesn't cure loneliness--bittersweet. Stolen from queenzulu's list.

* *We work with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats. Stolen from thirdblindmouse's list.

*We fight with each other with perfect coordination and excellent banter, and will turn to each other for support against outside threats. Stolen from thirdblindmouse's list.




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Comments

[lyras.livejournal.com]

Friends who've been friends for ever and ever but sekritly pining for one another, and when they get together it makes all the readers (but not the characters) cry.

Actually, pining generally. Especially if the pinee is dead. Er...

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Pining! Yay! Let me tell you a secret - every now and then, I actually go *looking* for pining stories. Stories where they pine and pine till the other person realises what's happening. Stories where they pine and pine and keep pining.

[alchemine.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I like pining too. Especially with best friends/close colleagues/both. *swoon*

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Colleagues with a dash of professional rivalry... Guh..