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[swatkat]

The internet broke.

The only reason I'm *not* calling up TPTB every five minutes is because the telephone is also dead.

WOE.

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[ms-artisan.livejournal.com]

Waaaaaah!!!

Ok, so flailing on someone else's behalf just feels silly.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

WAAAH

[jaybee65.livejournal.com]

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

AND WHY IS THERE WANK EVERYTIME MY INTERNET BREAKS? WHY?

[jaybee65.livejournal.com]

HMMM. IT'S AMBIGUOUS AS TO WHICH IS THE CAUSE AND WHICH IS THE EFFECT.

IS IT: YOUR INTERNET BREAKS AND WANK COMMENCES, POSSIBLY DUE TO FANDOM BEING CUT OFF FROM YOUR CALMING AND RATIONAL INFLUENCE? OR IS IT: WANK COMMENCES AND BREAKS YOUR INTERNET, POSSIBLY BECAUSE YOUR INTERNET HAS A WANK FAILSAFE SHUTOFF VALVE DESIGNED TO PROTECT YOU FROM BEING CONTAMINATED BY TEH CRAZEH?

IT IS A PUZZLE TO WHICH I HAVE NO ANSWER.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

I WOULD TRY AND FIND A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM, BUT I JUST DIED LAUGHING.

(HALP. I TOO HAVE BECOME A CLOSET CAPSLOCKER!)

[ms-artisan.livejournal.com]

maybe it's the full moon

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

I WONDER IF IT'S CATCHING?

[jaybee65.livejournal.com]

IT'S A LOWERCASEIAN! BLASPHEMY!

Or maybe it really is the full moon. ;-)

[ms-artisan.livejournal.com]

nah, you were right the first time.

then again, it *was* a solstice full moon... ;)

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

*BRINGS OUT PITCHFORKS AND 'CAPSLOCK ONLY' BADGES*

also the heat, which has fried my neurons