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TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
Aug. 10th, 2008 06:46 pmOkay, I might be the last person to see this, but tedmosbyisajerk.com actually *exists*! And oh god, the fonts! The exclamation marks! The letter! The portrait! The porn film posters! And the soundtrack, OH GOD - "I'm telling you that Ted/Mosby is a jerk"!
I died laughing. Do not make attempts at resurrection. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, TED MOSBY? I HOPE YOU FALL DOWN A MANHOLE AND DIE.
ETA: Dear BSG fen, I hate to spoil you this way, but Ted Mosby is, in fact, the final Cylon**. Britney Spears said so.*
"I know the truth about you Ted Mosby, you look, and talk, and act like a real human being, but I know what you really are … You are a Cylon! And your only goal is total annihilation of the entire human race … I talked to my best friend Dr. Baltar and he told me, so don't tell me that you love me, don't tell me that you have feelings, you can't have feelings, you're a frakking TOASTER!"
**ETA 2: The Sister literally sporfled at this part. Literally.
I died laughing. Do not make attempts at resurrection. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, TED MOSBY? I HOPE YOU FALL DOWN A MANHOLE AND DIE.
ETA: Dear BSG fen, I hate to spoil you this way, but Ted Mosby is, in fact, the final Cylon**. Britney Spears said so.*
"I know the truth about you Ted Mosby, you look, and talk, and act like a real human being, but I know what you really are … You are a Cylon! And your only goal is total annihilation of the entire human race … I talked to my best friend Dr. Baltar and he told me, so don't tell me that you love me, don't tell me that you have feelings, you can't have feelings, you're a frakking TOASTER!"
**ETA 2: The Sister literally sporfled at this part. Literally.
