swatkat

THIS SHOW. I bet the writers sit down and pick the CRACKIEST scenario they can come up with, and then write a script around that.

* Aww, domesticity. Cara may not be able to COOK, but she sure as hell knows how to chop wood.

ijemanja, did you see Kahlan's heart eyes at Cara after she mocked Richard and Zedd for fussing over the fire did you?

* FLYING MONKEYS OH NOES

* 'I am Kahlan Amnell, the Mother Confessor, and the only laws in the Midlands are the ones that I enforce.' UNF, authority kink, this show knows me so well. She is the law, guys. When she talks, people obey. *fans self*

*writes love letters to Kahlan*

* Cara's face, OMG.

The things she does for Kahlan.

* 'There's no such thing.' *writes love letters to Cara*

* SPEAKING IN POETRY. SERIOUSLY, WHO COMES UP WITH THESE THINGS? WHAT CRACK DO THEY SMOKE? CAN I HAVE SOME?

* 'There's no way I'm winning this competition.' And there you go, a perfect character moment. Cara plays to win. She cannot comprehend of a situation where she has to do otherwise.

* Who's the prettiest of them all?

* I heart the little looks Richard and Cara kept giving each other. HOW CUTE ARE THEY?

* The Richard subplot was unnecessary and in poor taste.

* Then Cara decides to play by her OWN RULES, and WINS.

* Kahlan rescued herself with a plate. HOW BADASS IS SHE? This show knows me so well, because women who rescue themselves, unf. And then she saved Cara's life and Cara saved hers and it was adorable.

* AND THEN KAHLAN COMPLIMENTED CARA'S CLEAVAGE.

* SO

ijemanja, BASICALLY, SEDUCTION ACCORDING TO THE MORD'SITH:

FIRST BASE = POKING WITH AGIELS.
SECOND BASE = FLUFFY BUNNIES. FLUFFY DEAD BUNNIES.
THIRD BASE = APHRODISIAC LIVER OF FEROCIOUS BEASTS.

THEY EVEN PLAYED KAHLAN'S PORNY ARABIAN NIGHTS MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND IN CASE WE MISSED IT.