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Five Eight Things You Should Never Do When You Encounter Someone Who Writes With Their Left Hand:

1. Ask them if they write with their left hand.

2. Ask them if they *really* write with their left hand.

3. Ask them why they write with their left hand.

4. Ask them how they write with their left hand.

5. Ask them how they write with their left hand and still manage to have a pretty writing.

6. Make them write with their right hand, and look surprised when they fail to hold the pen properly.

7. Stare.

8. Call another person and proceed to discuss this quaint new thing while the left-handed person in question is writing a really important examination.

Date: 2007-07-08 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leiascully.livejournal.com
*fished*

See if I ever help you with a line again.

Date: 2007-07-08 05:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com
*gasp*

The blackmail card!

Date: 2007-07-08 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leiascully.livejournal.com
Having a shiner from a trout is not my favorite!

Date: 2007-07-09 03:30 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com
You broke a rule. I did what I had to do.

Date: 2007-07-09 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leiascully.livejournal.com
It wasn't a real argument. It was vastly facetious.

You didn't troutslap all those people who stared at you!

Date: 2007-07-09 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leiascully.livejournal.com
You just gave them the pouty Cuddy face! I made puns in other languages!

Date: 2007-07-09 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leiascully.livejournal.com
Yay!

Still doesn't take away my scaly black eye though. I'll just go work on my [livejournal.com profile] cuddy_fest prompts so I can have something for tomorrow. Even if I haven't officially been assigned this one yet.

Date: 2007-07-09 04:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com
OMGYAY!

(Look at Cuddy - the pretty will make the black eye go away.)

Date: 2007-07-09 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leiascully.livejournal.com
Cuddypretty cures everything. Even a missing quad.

Date: 2007-07-09 04:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com
Also, not a pout. It's more a 'you were saying?' face.

Date: 2007-07-09 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leiascully.livejournal.com
It's a little bit of a "bitch please" face.

Date: 2007-07-09 04:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com
That too. Doesn't she look gorgeous in this one? And look, your House icon is smiling at her!

Date: 2007-07-09 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leiascully.livejournal.com
My House icon is always smiling at her, because she always looks gorgeous.

Date: 2007-07-09 08:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] swatkat24.livejournal.com
Also, go ahead and post fic in your LJ whenever you're read! The comm is still not open, but it will be shortly, and then you can repost!

Date: 2007-07-09 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leiascully.livejournal.com
Excellent! You are great. My fic is 2/5ths done. I imagine it'll be finished by the end of the day.

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