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swatkatThings have been slow on the boards lately. No one seems to write anything. Even the FFMB has been slow. I suppose I could always post something to get people to talk, but I've not been feeling much like posting things either. Why am I complaining?
So anyway, I've been cruising the net in search of something amusing, and I came across this: The Pottersues Crossover Challenge. Now I'm imagining what it would be like to have Michael and Nikita in Hogwarts. Or Harry Potter in Section One. *cackle*
Operations: (storms in) What do you mean you won't handle guns, Mr. Potter?
Harry: This. Stupefy!
Or maybe:
Operations: Michael, there is something I want you to handle.
Michael: (blank stare)
Operations: My old friend, Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has asked for our assistance regarding something.
Michael: *blink* Witchcraft and wizardry?
Operations: That's right. There's this boy, Harry Potter. (presses the remote, and holo-screen with Harry's image comes up) He needs someone to protect him from his enemy, Lord Voldemort. For that, I want you and Nikita to go to Hogwarts and act as his bodyguards. Mr. Birkoff is working on the intel - I want you to prepare the mission profile. Remember, it is ab-so-lutely necessary that we protect the boy. Is that clear?
Michael: Of course. (Starts to walk away)
Operations: Michael? (Michael stops, turns around) Make sure Nikita keeps her mind on the mission. Be careful of the Potions Master.
Michael: Of course.
***
We need a glossary like this in the LFN fandom.
So anyway, I've been cruising the net in search of something amusing, and I came across this: The Pottersues Crossover Challenge. Now I'm imagining what it would be like to have Michael and Nikita in Hogwarts. Or Harry Potter in Section One. *cackle*
Operations: (storms in) What do you mean you won't handle guns, Mr. Potter?
Harry: This. Stupefy!
Or maybe:
Operations: Michael, there is something I want you to handle.
Michael: (blank stare)
Operations: My old friend, Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has asked for our assistance regarding something.
Michael: *blink* Witchcraft and wizardry?
Operations: That's right. There's this boy, Harry Potter. (presses the remote, and holo-screen with Harry's image comes up) He needs someone to protect him from his enemy, Lord Voldemort. For that, I want you and Nikita to go to Hogwarts and act as his bodyguards. Mr. Birkoff is working on the intel - I want you to prepare the mission profile. Remember, it is ab-so-lutely necessary that we protect the boy. Is that clear?
Michael: Of course. (Starts to walk away)
Operations: Michael? (Michael stops, turns around) Make sure Nikita keeps her mind on the mission. Be careful of the Potions Master.
Michael: Of course.
***
We need a glossary like this in the LFN fandom.
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Yep. Me, too.
Date: 2003-12-07 12:58 am (UTC)