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[swatkat]

Five Eight Things You Should Never Do When You Encounter Someone Who Writes With Their Left Hand:

1. Ask them if they write with their left hand.

2. Ask them if they *really* write with their left hand.

3. Ask them why they write with their left hand.

4. Ask them how they write with their left hand.

5. Ask them how they write with their left hand and still manage to have a pretty writing.

6. Make them write with their right hand, and look surprised when they fail to hold the pen properly.

7. Stare.

8. Call another person and proceed to discuss this quaint new thing while the left-handed person in question is writing a really important examination.

Comments

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

I find lefties to be both gauche and sinister.

Hee.

Just kidding! ♥

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Someday we shall take over the world, you know. We're just waiting for the right, plotting behind your oblivious backs...

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Right time, I mean. Or rather, *left* time.

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

Waiting for the right what?

My dad's a leftie. Some of my good friends are lefties! Spare me when the revolution comes and I'll attempt to become ambidextrous.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Right time. Right time. *Left* time, actually.

My dad's a leftie. Some of my good friends are lefties!

You just broke a jurisimprudence rule.

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

And do you know *what* the punishment is?

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

Cupcakes?

*hopeful*

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Anyone disavowing their various prejudices by using the phrase "I'm not anti-_, I have _ friends!" or some variant thereof will summarily lose the argument and be subjected to a vicious fishbeating by members of the group in question. Double fishbeatings will be enforced if the "faux-cred card" is utilized more than once in one argument.

*evil smile*

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

Your entire argument is specious! And I don't mean that in the gold and silver way. I was only fighting for humor value! Don't fish me!

Can't we all just eat cupcakes and make up? *mournful*

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

*whacks*

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

*fished*

See if I ever help you with a line again.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

*gasp*

The blackmail card!

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

Having a shiner from a trout is not my favorite!

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

You broke a rule. I did what I had to do.

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a real argument. It was vastly facetious.

You didn't troutslap all those people who stared at you!

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

I did in my mind!

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

You just gave them the pouty Cuddy face! I made puns in other languages!

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

We are not amused.

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

Yay!

Still doesn't take away my scaly black eye though. I'll just go work on my cuddy_fest prompts so I can have something for tomorrow. Even if I haven't officially been assigned this one yet.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

OMGYAY!

(Look at Cuddy - the pretty will make the black eye go away.)

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

Cuddypretty cures everything. Even a missing quad.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

Also, not a pout. It's more a 'you were saying?' face.

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

It's a little bit of a "bitch please" face.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

That too. Doesn't she look gorgeous in this one? And look, your House icon is smiling at her!